A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.
Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
by pubefloss33 June 4, 2009
One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
by Nick S. December 9, 2004
School in Richmond, Kentucky. Home of the Colonels. Has many colleges of such things as business, technology, education, public safety, and arts & sciences. Often considered the red (or in this case marron) headed step child of the University of Kentucky.
by Andy June 15, 2004
Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
by XYZ1000 August 2, 2011
Man #1: So where do you go to school again?
Man#2 Eastern Kentucky university
Man#1 So thts what genital Herpes looks like!
Man#2 Eastern Kentucky university
Man#1 So thts what genital Herpes looks like!
by pheonix fire183 May 12, 2006
Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.
by splibscockie February 6, 2008
A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023