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Earloaves 

A really loud YouTuber that no one knows exists. He rarely makes videos but when he does they are....interesting.
Guy 1: you know earloaves?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: well don't look him up. please
Earloaves by Bois Boiman May 28, 2018

stinky earlobes

Is a top 5 insult that will obliterate your opponent. A last resort only to be used when your in danger.
F150 driver: trump is a good president

Any sane human being: no

F150 driver: well ur ugly

Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes

F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*

earlobes 

A way of showing affection. dont ask how it came about.
Julie was touching my earlobes earlier today! I think she likes me!
earlobes by SPARECHICKEN April 19, 2018

Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.
Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026