Earl broke single mother!!!
by Warriortilltheend July 10, 2018
Earl is a person who was dreaming last night and "woke up" to use the bathroom. He was wondering why his pants felt wet even though he peed perfectly into the toilet. As such, he is a lollipop, which is also known as, a sucker.
by iDidntPeeMyBed November 22, 2021
The biggest bitch who will beat women on the low he has cheated on women lame and not respectable he thinks he's doing the right thing but he's not he thinks making enough money will solve everything super fake and low and will manipulate you he trys to be a good father or family member though
by Miao tai chi June 22, 2019
Is a very great guy. He will make you have the best time of your life. He likes to talk. He is very handsome. But sadly he is bad in bed. Very small cock. Finishes very quickly.
by Qsosa March 18, 2017
EJ STOP PUTTING THIS ON YOUR STORY OMFG STOP YOUR NOT COOL YOU’RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS THESE OTHER DEFINITIONS ARE SAYING NO ONE CARES
EARL STOP PUTING THIS ONE YOUR STORY
with a confident face but knows he wrong NO IM ALL OF WHAT IT SAYS
with a confident face but knows he wrong NO IM ALL OF WHAT IT SAYS
by Ej your not cool March 22, 2018
1. A herb
2. Trendy dude who really follows the latest pop culture and fashions, and not just for the chicks
3. A nerd or dork
4. Show off or braggart, especially for something that isn't that cool, like video games
5. Anyone who plays golf
6. Modern day substitute for the taboo word "fag," but without any gay connotation
7. Southern pronunciation of the word "oil"
2. Trendy dude who really follows the latest pop culture and fashions, and not just for the chicks
3. A nerd or dork
4. Show off or braggart, especially for something that isn't that cool, like video games
5. Anyone who plays golf
6. Modern day substitute for the taboo word "fag," but without any gay connotation
7. Southern pronunciation of the word "oil"
We used to be friends, but he started earlin out with yellow hair and Britney Spears albums. I just can't chill with that dude anymore.
They crashed the party and started hitting bumps. It was like tropical storm earl all over again so I bounced.
That guy I work with wears pink shirts, tight corduroy pants, got golf clubs in his white Mercedes, and blasting jay z music. He's the biggest earl in my division.
They crashed the party and started hitting bumps. It was like tropical storm earl all over again so I bounced.
That guy I work with wears pink shirts, tight corduroy pants, got golf clubs in his white Mercedes, and blasting jay z music. He's the biggest earl in my division.
by Mike Made Man September 16, 2016
by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016