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Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.
"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."
by Annoymous? March 6, 2017
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Beautiful guy with beautiful eye.He is really intelligent and really understandable a boy who have a good smile to...
Evens is a exemple for a good life.
by Top defintion. February 3, 2020
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Evens

Evens is him, he that dude
by You got mail November 22, 2021
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Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.
Person: *sees Evens* Hey, my friend has a crush on you!
Everyone else: Well duh!
by franturtle November 23, 2021
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odds and evens

A game similar to rock, papers, siccors. Usually played to determine which one of two people will have to perform a given act. One person calls out either odds or evens. They then proceed to count to three and each presents any number of fingers on one hand. The sum of the fingers from both participants is added up. If the sum is even the person who called evens wins, and vice versa.
Timmy had to fuck the fat chick after a heated battle of odds and evens with Frankie.
by Matt Zthyle May 22, 2006
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odds or evens

a game played among friends and enemies alike. Player one asks player two to choose between odds or evens. When player two chooses between the two, Player one continues to rip out leg hairs from player two's leg. Player one counts the number of leg hair obtained. If Player two called odds and the number of hairs was odd, the game moves on to player one choosing odd or even. If player two was wrong, he will choose once again between odd or even and then the game will continue until player two has won the round, or until one person runs out of leg hair. In this instance arm hair may become a substitute for leg hair.
Did you see Mike's leg? There is a big clump of hair missing from when we played "odds or evens" last night... I totally beat that towel.
by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007
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Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.
Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!
by De Subiie January 9, 2017
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