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erm actually 

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people
Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda
erm actually by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025

Erm, Actually 

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.
Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
Erm, Actually by GarryBornana September 1, 2022

Erm, achtually? 

A misspelling of "um, actually?", an internet joke commonly said to mimic and mock people who correct others.
"No, it's not 'your' its 'you're'!" They replied to a comment on youtube.

Another user replied "erm, ACHTUALLY?"

Ergactually 

Wtv the word is, too much Ergactually
Ergactually by BIGFATBEWBS October 10, 2023

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026