EMTAF 

Acronym for a love interest who isn't ready to take on the title and possible expectations that come with Girlfriend. Letters in EMTAF stand for "Exclusive, More Than A Friend".
Both parties turn down other people's date offers while sailing under the EMTAF flag.

Two syllables, pronounced em'-taff: Start with Dorthy's Auntie Em, and end with the first part of the word Taffy. Sleight emphasis on first syllable.

"Afraid of what I might ask of a girlfriend, she said she will be my EMTAF."

"I don't mind being stuck at EMTAF for a while, I just don't want her dating other guys!"

"I know that TTT but how long is she going to just be my EMTAF?"

EMTAF by jimbopueblo April 3, 2012

eltaf 

It’s just different, they are different and in good way. They stand out more than anyone else because their vibe is just different.

I’ve caught feelings for you. Why you ask? Because you’re just Eltaf.

eltaf by Different. March 10, 2019

emtarkanderundersgunderson 

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

emtarkanderundersgunderson by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

emtarkanderundersgunderson 

Possible elongation of the name "em.", as discovered by Strong Bad whilst checking his email.

Teacher: Bobby?
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by emtarkanderundersgunderson.

emtarkanderundersgunderson by BJBandNerd04 July 30, 2003

Emtal 

A crazy drug-like substance that causes seizures and an ultimate state of euphoria. It’s usually associated with herpes and AIDS.

Take your emtal!

Emtal by Emtallatme September 6, 2018

ETAFAB 

The acronym for Rule #1 about English teachers. They are fat and bald.

"Dude, have you met the new English teacher?"
"No but he's fat and bald"
"How do you know?"
"ETAFAB!!"

ETAFAB by David "Fat and Bald" Stone January 12, 2009

empafuck

Empafuck is a combination of the two words "Empathy" and "fuck." It is a term used by lawyers and business people that means faking empathy with someone ("I feel what you're feeling.) to fuck with their head and fool them into thinking you're on their side. The purpose of empafuck is to shine them on and get them to go away because you're busy or to make them comply with your program or plan without bothering you further with their annoying complaints.

Homeowner to Bank Manager: Please don't foreclose on my mortgage and evict me and my kids. Where will we go?

Bank Manager: I feel your pain. It's not your fault. I talk to people like you every day, so don't feel singled out or alone. I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do.

(To Self: You've just been empafucked. So long, sucker! You're out!)

Goodbye.

empafuck by carol in san francisco July 11, 2010