an epic and cool dude who pretends to have sex all the time but will never taste a cooch in his life
wow you are an EJ!
by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 1, 2022
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Girl: did you see that kid who is dope af today?
Girl #2: yea, that’s EJ
by Dwayne the glock Johnson September 22, 2018
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an elbow job, similar in motion a to hand job, but using the inside of your or your partner's elbow
Man, I got a mean EJ the other day!
by xNakerx March 18, 2015
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Refers to when a man ejaculates into a males mouth while they are sleeping, preferably while they are sleeping on a couch. Often referred to as a "prank" it is widely considered as sexual offense
x: yo toby fell asleep on the couch.

xx: We should prank him, should I EJ him?

x: Yeah! It would be hilarious.

xxx: Wouldn't that be rape?
by ehvanjouhol June 6, 2022
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Me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to EJ my mother
by MrMondayNite June 3, 2014
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1: A Black white kid.
2: See oreo.
a quote from EJ "Dude, rap f***ing blows!"
by Gus Teh Great July 17, 2004
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