eat pant 

the process of taking the taking off a homo sapien's curtains that warm the legs and protect from cold weather, and inserting it into eating hole and crushing it with hard white rocks to the point where it can flow down hole and enter gut sac and enter the process of being deformed by dongnous fluid and flow through a long, thick, tunnel and be deformed by nutrients so it can be trapped in the nut for the process of shitting.

sir, I will ask you to eat pant

eat pant by SootCabins888 December 1, 2018

eat pant 

The short version of Eat my shorts. Used to emphasize winning or complete negation of a point

“Haha boyo 3-1 EAT PANT”

“Oh eat pant penguins can’t fly”

eat pant by Asterix03 December 13, 2017

Eat Pant 

ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!!!

Go and eat pant david.

Eat Pant by King K Karter March 2, 2018

Eat Pant 

The best internet meme. People say ur mom is gay, they say ur dad lesbian, they say ur sister is a mister, they say ur brother is ur mother. I say ur aunt EAT PANT

Me: Ur aunt eat pant.

Joseph: oh dang

Eat Pant by SUB TO BAKED BAGEL ON YOUTUBE November 15, 2018

eat pant 

"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"

"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"

eat pant by Reidling123 August 26, 2023

eat pant conar

just eat it pussy

Funny guy: "eat pant conar LOLW"

eat pant conar by TRUE LULW April 25, 2020

Eat Pant Day 

On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.

Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!

Eat Pant Day by Ya Like Plasma? June 4, 2018