EA sports

The most ridiculous yet most popular sports video game company ever whom appeal to: 'fan-boys' glory hunters, corporate slaves, noobs, sheep, and a lot of americans. The company's number one priority is money mirroring society and maybe the company apple.

EA sports FIFA franchise has been a pathetic attempt at a football (soccer) simulation since day 1, with the game's requiring almost no football knowledge and the simple tap of the same button repeatedly until a goal is scored. The most influential method of scoring to this day however, is player speed.

by marco manetta October 22, 2012

pulling an ea

When a game company exploits a well known title for monetary gain.

"Heard of the new banjo and kazooie game? Yeah there pulling an ea on it."

by TYRONIES October 16, 2014

ea sports

Evil company that doesn't give a shit about their customers. They make shitty titles and call it a game. Same game every year with a few tweaks and there. EA is a sad excuse for a company and should be destroyed at all cost.

EA Sports it's still the same!

by Sado Kun August 29, 2007

EA dick

Used in sex,
As you're about to cum, pull out and tell him/her "you need to purchase the season pass for the full experience"

"Jenny was OK, but not as good as i wanted so i gave her the ol' EA dick"

by holupsumfinna February 4, 2016

EA-diot

An individual that continues to purchase and play games made by Electronic Arts.

Bret is such an EA-diot for continuing to give this company money!

by EA-diot December 22, 2022

ea games

EA Games (electronic assholes) is a horrible game company that if pure evil. They are trying to monopolize the gaming market, and since there games are so poor, they pump out tons of games each month. They put advertisment in videogames to make cash, and there watermark pisses off all the gamers. They don't even support there games much anymore.

EA Games is so stupid. They delayed Superman:Returns for months saying they delayed it so that the game can have the best quality for people. Ironic, that once it came out. The game got an F 4/10 on most gaming sites.

by Danny Nguyen January 16, 2007

EA Games

a team of game "devs" that don't make their own games and can barely run a support service without the community's help. These faggots could be your friend or your dad and they love adding unwanted and unneeded DLC.

The cunts at EA Games ran battlefield series to the ground because they like men and money
EA adds unneeded DLC to madeen or something

EA likes to watch porn at work

by DADIS D IN ME July 21, 2020