E.O.W. 

(noun)
Acronym for established older woman; often spotted in bars trying to pass for women in their late 20's or early 30's. Often associated with or interchangeable with cougar or sugar momma.

guy 1: last night this E.O.W. was trying to pick me up at the club.

guy 2: doesn't she have kids or a business to be taking care of?

E.O.W. by Rumplstilskin6 May 21, 2010

C.E.O.W. 

Cock
Enjoying
Orgasm
Whore

ceo C.E.O. cock whore

Wow dude, Georgia is such a C.E.O.W.

C.E.O.W. by ChristianK April 27, 2007

M.E.O.W. 

An acronym for a type of woman desired by single Fathers in the modern dating world.

It stands for Mother Every Other Weekend.

Basically someone that has the same schedule as a single Father and can understand their situation.

A slight play on M.I.L.F. but nicer.

I met a M.E.O.W. with two kids that likes to golf!

M.E.O.W. by rocket69 August 3, 2010

.W.I.N.E.O.F.A.G.U.L.A.S.I.S.Y.L.U.A.G.O.W.I.N.E. 

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O.W.E.P. 

One With Exceptional Penis

Yea...He's an O.W.E.P. for sure. Class at 8.

O.W.E.P. by OWEP! February 15, 2010

E.W.O.K. 

Easy Women Of Kailua = those horrible girls that can be easily spotted around Kailua, Hawaii. They are given that nickname.
Best known for sleeping around, enough people know, just disgusting chicks.

"E.W.O.K.'s make better lovers" or "Yup, she's an E.W.O.K."

E.W.O.K. by Kaleilei March 6, 2009

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. is the worst.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018