Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.
imho Mei Dyson is a 10/10
by JennieFromDaBlok October 18, 2018
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The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker
I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
by The Chosen One September 1, 2014
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The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.
Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara
by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021
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The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy
Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia
by shakalsjrhfn July 1, 2021
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He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games
Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
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