Rob: "Did you see Joe praying to dwight last night?"
Brian: "yeah, his dwightness has been raging lately."
Brian: "yeah, his dwightness has been raging lately."
by brijoe April 28, 2010
Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
by +he realist. February 4, 2009
He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013
by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020
Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.
Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific
Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.
Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific
Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."
by valerie2776 June 13, 2008
AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela
Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"
by Sarah110993 May 7, 2008
Foodist Dwight is a small YouTuber, he is a member of the Foodists, and he is also a internet troll, he likes to make fun of dead people, and he also likes to go after other small YouTubers and famous Youtubers, just to harass them by using any religions or any ideologies as a weapon to demonize on innocent people.
He can also doxx them by using the website called Doxbin, by knowing their location or their address, their phone numbers or their emails, and they can call the pizza man or the SWAT team by giving them people's address, and he can also create a false documents in order to frame them.
He can also doxx them by using the website called Doxbin, by knowing their location or their address, their phone numbers or their emails, and they can call the pizza man or the SWAT team by giving them people's address, and he can also create a false documents in order to frame them.
by Skoll&Hati November 8, 2022