An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.