Dutch Santana

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The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then you pull out your finger and smear a moustache onto their upper lip.

“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her hand print on my face.”

Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026

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Dutch Santana

The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then you pull out your finger and smear a moustache onto their upper lip.

“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her hand print on my face.”

Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026

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Dutch Santana

The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then pulling out your finger to smear a moustache upon their upper lip.

“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her handprint on my face.”

Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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