Dunsical

Dunsical is an idiot that cannot spell or use the proper contractions and words you, your, you're, there, they're, their, were, weren't, was, wasn't, I'm, Can't, We've, Could've, should've, would've, wouldn't, She'll, He's... etc.

Mother sending a letter the school board stating: "My Son's teacher called my son Dunsical because he doesn't use apostrophes in his contractions? Excuse me, but only women have contractions."
-Thank you for you're time-