From the historical account of the St. Louis Cardinals outfielder, Chris Duncan, who makes it a habit of having anal sex and then spinning the girl around to ejaculate in her face.
That girl that I hooked up with last night was dirty, so I gave her The Duncan. She used my bath towel to wipe of her face.
by Bachass October 30, 2006
Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.
Proper use of 'Duncans, the':
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
by Outstanding Posse November 10, 2008
1. (Noun) A religion created by middle schoolers that discriminates against Duncan.
Note: can also be used as an adj.
Note: can also be used as an adj.
by Middlewithapassion September 1, 2021
Vape Lord. Doesn't take any shit. All around an absolute savage. The type of guy you wish you could hang out with but is to cool for you.
by StickyRoy13 March 5, 2019
by woowoowoo February 22, 2012
He is the vape god of every town and everyone knows a Will Duncan. They are cool and the type of person who you want to hang around.
by BlankCurve20 March 5, 2019
The philosophy of some people called Duncan who believes in everything that is beautiful, wonderful, just, kind, total freedom for anyone who is cool, top quality, the best in the world (or at least close) etc. Duncanists hate and despise anything bad, low quality, ugly, and believe that assholes like that who believe in that shit should spend the rest of eternity in their self-inflicted hell. And we don't care (ref Sex Pistols/Malcolm Maclaren)
by an0n13u0932u5u4bf2kjrb v2kjbde September 11, 2019