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the dump jump
When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.
Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.
Joe : What's wrong?
Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.
Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.
Joe : What's wrong?
Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.
Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.
the dump jump by LongJohnson21 December 30, 2013
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Dump 'n' jump
Dump 'n' jump by cowpiewi May 9, 2010
dump and jump
term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback
dump and jump by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010
dump n jump
A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
dump n jump by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
Dump 'n' jump
Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.
Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!
Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!
Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
Dump 'n' jump by TaciturnBadger June 15, 2011
Dump n jump
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
Dump n jump by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
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