a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde
hair (usually bleached).
Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her
pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant
air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest
stars today),
yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.
1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...
'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...
I took an IQ
test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I
got a
Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...
Girls think I'm snotty and
maybe its true
With my
hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE
BROWN2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.
3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears
said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?
4. I dated a girl with bleached
hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated
fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?
5.
Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her
computer?
A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!
6. I like women of all
hair colors. Not every blonde
woman is a dumb blonde.