Duffle bagged

Usually referring to a break up. Taking everything another person has ever gotten you, put it in a duffel bag, leave it on there front porch and never talk to them again.

Sarah duffle bagged Kyle last weekend.

by Executing Jacy June 7, 2020

Duffel Bagged

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.

Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.

by John Bondage January 8, 2015

Duffle Bagger

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.

Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.

by Ramen King November 27, 2012

Dufflebaged

To have sex, usually out of extreme pity and/or drunkeness, or constant nagging, with a non erect penis. The action of trying to put it in the vagina is where dufflebag comes from.

Alcoholic- I got so drunk last night dude, I Duffledbaged Sarah because I felt sorry for her.

Friend- Ewwww. She is fucking ugly dude.

Alcoholic- That's why I only dufflebaged her.

by Capt. Greenture? WTF? July 16, 2009

dufflebagged

The act of getting so inebriated that you need to be carried out of the function like a dufflebag.

Jerry: “Yo, are you drinking tonight?”
Phil: “Yeah bro I’m trynna get dufflebagged with the boys.”

by J Scoon January 15, 2018

Dufflebagger

Someone who uses dates as an opportunity to assume they’re staying the night. Especially first dates when they bring comforts from home that they should NOT be comfortable bringing. Including but not limited to CPAP sleeping machines and extreme adult toys.

I thought the date was going well, but he turned out to be a dufflebagger, yikes.

by emeraldemj May 24, 2021