Duffel Bagged

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.

Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.

Duffel Bagged by John Bondage January 8, 2015

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Duffle bagged

Usually referring to a break up. Taking everything another person has ever gotten you, put it in a duffel bag, leave it on there front porch and never talk to them again.

Sarah duffle bagged Kyle last weekend.

Duffle bagged by Executing Jacy June 7, 2020

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Duffle Bagger

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.

Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.

Duffle Bagger by Ramen King November 27, 2012

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dufflebagged

The act of getting so inebriated that you need to be carried out of the function like a dufflebag.

Jerry: “Yo, are you drinking tonight?”
Phil: “Yeah bro I’m trynna get dufflebagged with the boys.”

dufflebagged by J Scoon January 15, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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