duff me is a expression adapted from Facebook, usually when people say it (specifically teenagers) they mean , either . A. They can't stop laughing.
B. What the person said was dumb or unbelievable.
In other words, duff me is sarcastically telling someone to hit them because of what they just heard or saw.
A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.
I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"