duff me is a expression adapted from Facebook, usually when people say it (specifically teenagers) they mean , either . A. They can't stop laughing.
B. What the person said was dumb or unbelievable.
In other words, duff me is sarcastically telling someone to hit them because of what they just heard or saw.
A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.
I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'