dry masturbation 

Masturbating without any porn whatsoever.

"Dude...dry masturbation is hard as hell!!"

dry masturbation by c0ckzilla October 22, 2008

Dry masturbation 

Masturbation without using any liquid or lotion, especially when you wack off in your sock or some other cloth.

Dry masturbation doesn't feel like real sex, try a baby lotion for real pleasure!!

Dry masturbation by Khomi October 26, 2010

dramasturbation 

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.

"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".

dramasturbation by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004