Drunkola 

Being unreal and drunk

Sofia is such a wastoid she should be called Drunkola

Drunkola by unreal person February 24, 2009

Drunkolepsy 

Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.

Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to his chronic drunkolepsy.

Drunkolepsy by Mr. One Three July 15, 2009

Count Drunkula 

The character you assume when you've had far too much to drink and float through a party as if a hovering specter.

Nah son, I din't see you boot on the carpet, cause I was hovering all Count Drunkula style above that shit. Then I caught brains.

Count Drunkula by Andrew Flint October 4, 2007

drunkollection

Remembering events that happened when you were drinking after you sober up.

I had a drunkollection from last night; did I make you take a 2 block taxi drive cause I refused to walk?

drunkollection by VA Vixen September 8, 2010

Drunkalanche 

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.

What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.

Drunkalanche by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011

drunklaid 

The act of having drunken sex, condensed into one word. Usually reserved for the kind of drunken sex you will regret in the morning. (Possibly a term restricted to the East Coast.)

Ryan: "Kyle was TOTALLY wasted at that party last night!"
T-Rok: "He must have been, because he drunklaid the nastiest chick there."

drunklaid by Trish the Dish November 24, 2004

Drunkloading 

The act of loading pictures or information online while intoxicated.

Last night, I got so shit faced that I was drunkloading pictures of me doing a kegstand naked

Drunkloading by Mad Brazilian December 18, 2010