Walking around under heavy influence of alcohol, in a dream-like state resembling sleepwalking. Never remembered, but can be shown to have happened by evidence the following day.
I don't know why my pants are downstairs and the fridge door is still open...must've been drunk walking.
by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011
Get the drunk walking mug.n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
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Leaving over-affectionate or bizarre comments on someone's Facebook wall while under the influence. Similar to drunkbooking or drunkspacing, but more akin to drunk dialing.
by heymarcel February 19, 2009
Get the drunkwalling mug.To make a drunken rant, declaration of love or other mess on someone's FaceBook wall. Similar to drunk dialing.
by PhoenixLights July 26, 2011
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