Drunk Driver 

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.

Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!

Drunk Driver by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

drunk driver 

An individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people's way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.

"I bumped into a drunk driver and missed the train."

drunk driver by Encantadoro August 3, 2006

Designated Drunk Driver 

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.

Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.

Designated Drunk Driver by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008

hit that like a drunk driver 

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick

damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

hit that like a drunk driver by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver 

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

designated drunk driver 

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

designated drunk driver by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

Sober Drunk Driver by CBWilson November 6, 2014