Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 11, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool

Take a sh*t, a dump, a crapper.

I gotta go, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

by I know a guy November 12, 2009

Drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping (with substitution)Also, Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl.

note: Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool would be correct when referring to pooping, whiel masturbating into a toilet could be considered dropping the proverbial "kids" off at the pool.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool

An Australian slang term for taking a shit

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"

by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014

Drop the kids off at the pool

Refers to going number 2

I need to drop the kids off at the pool

or

I need to drop the kids off

by Karl McEvoy June 24, 2011

Drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a dump. Some people say "dropping the Cosby kids off in the pool". Since the Cosby's are black (brown), and so is shit, it makes perfect sense. The pool represents the toilet.

Be right back, I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by 1mp t3h p1mp March 18, 2005

Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

by anonywhom September 8, 2019