Drift-Wood 

The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard

"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)

Drift-Wood by kneebracey December 17, 2011

Drift wood

Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.

You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."

Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"

You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."

Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"

You: "Only my self respect....."

Drift wood by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. November 14, 2009

drift wood

An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.

TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."

Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."

drift wood by Rhiine Mumps November 29, 2007

drift wood

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

drift wood by The swagenator April 19, 2008

Drift Wood

Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.

"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"

Drift Wood by munch! munch! December 5, 2011

Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

Drift wood by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

Drift Wood

When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.

I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.

Drift Wood by Taint Tap November 24, 2010