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Dream Engineering

The ambitious, and largely unsuccessful, practice of attempting to architect your own dreamscapes with the precision of an urban planner. It's the art of trying to build a beautiful, coherent fantasy world in your sleep, only to have the construction crew (your subconscious) show up drunk and build a Escher staircase leading to a room full of clowns. You might go to bed intending to dream of a peaceful beach, but your engineering fails, and you end up on a beach made of broken glass during a tsunami warning.
Example: "He tried to use dream engineering to construct a serene forest glade where he could talk to his deceased grandmother. Instead, his subconscious built a DMV staffed by angry squirrels where the number was 47,382 and his grandmother was nowhere to be found. The engineering was a total loss."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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