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douchenelle by aosm March 7, 2010
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doucheballer
Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013
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Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville
King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.
Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010
doucheville
Frank: "The apartment is nice and it's close to all amenities"
Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"
Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"
Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"
Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"
doucheville by Alakma September 29, 2009
Doucheville
Doucheville is a state of mind reached only through the blatant abuse of alcohol and loud music. Oftentimes people residing in Doucheville will be wearing their sunglasses at night.
Doucheville by MT Most Wanted January 3, 2013
Doucheballer
These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer
Doucheballer by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010
Douchenese
Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010