Doucheball Player Share definition Flag Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players. Doucheball Player by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Doucheball Player mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch