douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.

BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.

by mandypeaches August 25, 2012

Acquired Douchebag Syndrome

a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag

"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".

by Dewey Decimator December 14, 2009

SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome)

When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.

Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.

by An SUV December 29, 2021

Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011