Douche Fuck

When you find a hot douche and you fuck

Hey I had a douche fuck last night!

by Scrub Rekt January 15, 2016

douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!

by Bonus April 19, 2005

douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby April 25, 2006

douche fuck

a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."

by deanna marie September 14, 2007

douche fuck

noun: one who is a fucking douche

Josh is a real douche fuck

by Ashley May 21, 2004

douche fuck

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

by miss ozz February 06, 2010

douche fuck

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010