A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'
Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?
Steve: Yeah, what about him.
Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
Steve: Yeah, what about him.
Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
by Hematidrosis October 8, 2011
Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.
Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.
by Lieutenant Buzzkill August 31, 2010
''Serhan your such a douche canoe''
by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013
by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016
When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
by mr. politically correcto. July 5, 2009
by Mysticman57 March 6, 2017