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A whimpy or weak kid, usually used to refer to a whimpy or weak boy who does not have balls.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Someone who sees the value of a system but decides to operate outside it for their own selfish reasons.
I ran from the cops and crashed my motorcycle into your yard man! I acted like SUCH a douchbag! (true story)
by drkull May 20, 2012
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a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.
My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.
by The ex-wife/baby mama June 12, 2010
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Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.

However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."

Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey

by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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