Double Poo

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet at the same time
To achieve this one person sits with legs spread apart while the second person sits on their lap and shits between them. Often a form of courtesy in establishment with one bathroom stall.

Person 1:*knock knock knock* DOUBLE POO?!
Person 2: Come on in!

by Fudge McDoogal August 22, 2008

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.

After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

by The Toilet Man December 30, 2010