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Double Poo 

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet at the same time
To achieve this one person sits with legs spread apart while the second person sits on their lap and shits between them. Often a form of courtesy in establishment with one bathroom stall.
Person 1:*knock knock knock* DOUBLE POO?!
Person 2: Come on in!
Double Poo by Fudge McDoogal August 22, 2008
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Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker 

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.
After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.
"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."
double poops by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018

Double Poop 

When you announce you have pooped and then pooped agian
Johnny: brb poop

jimmy: okokok!!

Later.....

Johnny: blah blah blah

jimmy:blah blah blah

Johnny: BRB double poop
Double Poop by dmangst May 25, 2009

Double Poop 

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.
I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.
Double Poop by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022

double ghost poop 

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
double ghost poop by Anty127 May 11, 2014

POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP 

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
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