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double jeopardy 

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.
Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.
double jeopardy by steve ji March 17, 2008

Double Jeopardy 

Double jeopardy is what happens when you eat really spicy foot. First your mouth is put in jeopardy by the fiery hotness of what your are eating... Double jeopardy inevitably occurs the next day while the hotness is on its way out.
Mike: Man, I just ate the hottest pepper in the world, and I didn't even chase it with milk!

Kev: I know dude, that was awesome!

Mike: I thought so...until double jeopardy hit me today.
Double Jeopardy by Chief Longhair February 25, 2010

Double Jeopardy 

Not dating the same person twice, acknowledging the fact that you broke up for a reason.
"Hey man, I heard Kim wants to get back together with you, you going for it?"

"No way man, double jeopardy rule; the bitch is crazy"
Double Jeopardy by Barbary Lion August 26, 2012

Double' Jeopardy

Doing actions that you don't allow others to do.
Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.

Double Jeoprady 

When you are tried for a crime and are found innocent you may not be tried again for the same crime.
Guy 1: I am going to shoot you.
Guy 2: You will get arrested.
Guy 1: No I won't. I have been tried for murdering with a gun before and I was found innocent. They cannot try you twice for the same crime. It is called Double Jeoprady.
Guy 2: Oh crap
Double Jeoprady by Trayton35 August 3, 2007

Double Jeopardy 

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.
I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy
Double Jeopardy by JigJiggly May 26, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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