Double Jeophardy
Double Jeophardy by Ijumpinit77 August 2, 2021
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double jeopardy
when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.
Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.
double jeopardy by steve ji March 17, 2008
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Double Jeopardy
Double jeopardy is what happens when you eat really spicy foot. First your mouth is put in jeopardy by the fiery hotness of what your are eating... Double jeopardy inevitably occurs the next day while the hotness is on its way out.
Mike: Man, I just ate the hottest pepper in the world, and I didn't even chase it with milk!
Kev: I know dude, that was awesome!
Mike: I thought so...until double jeopardy hit me today.
Kev: I know dude, that was awesome!
Mike: I thought so...until double jeopardy hit me today.
Double Jeopardy by Chief Longhair February 25, 2010
Double Jeopardy
"Hey man, I heard Kim wants to get back together with you, you going for it?"
"No way man, double jeopardy rule; the bitch is crazy"
"No way man, double jeopardy rule; the bitch is crazy"
Double Jeopardy by Barbary Lion August 26, 2012
Double' Jeopardy
Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.
Double' Jeopardy by Steven Bunton April 5, 2022
Double Jeoprady
When you are tried for a crime and are found innocent you may not be tried again for the same crime.
Guy 1: I am going to shoot you.
Guy 2: You will get arrested.
Guy 1: No I won't. I have been tried for murdering with a gun before and I was found innocent. They cannot try you twice for the same crime. It is called Double Jeoprady.
Guy 2: Oh crap
Guy 2: You will get arrested.
Guy 1: No I won't. I have been tried for murdering with a gun before and I was found innocent. They cannot try you twice for the same crime. It is called Double Jeoprady.
Guy 2: Oh crap
Double Jeoprady by Trayton35 August 3, 2007
Double Jeopardy
Double Jeopardy by JigJiggly May 26, 2022
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B)
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