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double definer 

those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.
(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person
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double-defected 

In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)
In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!
double-defected by maritimeseven August 24, 2006

double standard defense 

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.
Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.

Doubledeckeranton 

Anton Kazimierz, a phenomal youtuber and bus driver, with an impeccable Steven Seagal impression. A proper wholesome Yorkshireman, this man represents the daily endeavours of all UK bus drivers and strives his absolute hardest to shine a light on the true beauty of the TFL bus system, honestly what more could you ask for ?
Person 1: Did you see Doubledeckeranton's new video ?
Person 2: No, who's that ?
Person 1: The greatest youtuber and bus driver to have ever laid foot on this earth

doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.
"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".
doubledeep by Mike D June 20, 2006

doubledecker 

When 2 friends upperdecker someone's toilet at the same time.
Justin: Mccaf is such a dick, I'm going to upperdecker his toilet.
Taylor: Dude, me too, let's doubledecker him.
doubledecker by coldpockets May 14, 2005

Doubledeckered Thundercunt

A female who is extremely negative and disruptive who brings thoughts of suicide and violence to other people through verbal and physical assault.
Becky was acting like a doubledeckered thundercunt when she became triggered by the white cis male.