by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018
Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.
Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
by Al Coholick January 25, 2022
by bibo t-baggins December 27, 2008
by the mighty drip November 24, 2013
An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.
by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004
u have a doorknob dick
by miguel cannuli August 24, 2005
It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.
She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.
Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.
She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.
Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.
by Shawn12345 August 10, 2008