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Door prize 

I was just riding down the street, then some bastard gave me a door prize.
Door prize by Spicywelder April 22, 2006

door prize 

-a common pre-paid sexual service, usually offered at Stag parties.
Last week at Dave's Stag, John and Tim got the door prizes with those two skank strippers.
door prize by MadHatter71 July 27, 2006

door prize 

A code phrase used among women for various feminine hygiene products.
I had to go buy some door prizes because I am expecting my period to begin soon.

or,

By any chance do you have a door prize that I can use?
door prize by TruCafe May 11, 2009

1/72 of a celestial door prize 

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.
She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

Detroit Door Prize 

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
Detroit Door Prize by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026