Doodlerameter; An invisible, self setting, meter device inside the brain that is turned on automatically when the task at hand seems undesirable or too much work. The doodlerameter allows you to screw off for unlimited amounts of time. To activate...have thoughts of resisting undesirable tasks.
"She might get some work done if she would just turn off her DOODLERAMETER!!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.