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A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
Doodire by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007
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Wow, that is one fat doobar that you're smoking!
doobar by Miss Hoover August 24, 2007
The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.
Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?

Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue

Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational
DoomDar by sarasplayroom.com December 11, 2009

doodamag 

doodamag is a word that can be used as any part of speech and a prefix or suffix. It was derived from the word douche bag by IRP although it has no resemblance to the meaning of douche bag. The word itself can be used as nearly everything if not absolutely everything.
Man, the pie was doodamag
You are such a doodamag
All hail the doodamag
You are so doodamag-stupid
Go doodamag yourself
doodamag by eric G August 27, 2004
Form of dewd speak, alternative for dude, But useful for a chick or a homie.
Whats up dooder?
dooder by RavingLunatic February 18, 2003
1) An un-namable gadget of some sort, possibly highly technical.
2) Another meaning for father or dad.
Hey, pass me that doodad to your left

Happy doodads day!!!
doodad by Sabz October 24, 2003