Dom Syndrome

Dom Syndrome is a mental illness that seems very similar to Down Syndrome but without the obvious physical features. It can be brought on by smoking large quantities of weed. They tend to think that they are God's gift to women without any actual evidence that this is the case.
Female 1 "Why is that boy dancing at me in that peculiar fashion? I wish that he would stop."
Female 2 " Just smile at him and nod. That boy has Dom Syndrome"
Female 1 "Oki, but if he touches me then I'm slapping him"
by ihatemymeds May 24, 2011
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Dom Walsh Syndrome

An illness relating to supporting a poor Premiership team in Manchester. Despite having Campo and Okocha, Bolton will still never be as good as West Ham. Sufferers of DW Syndrome are aware of this on a basic level, but struggle to admit it. More developed strains of the sydrome see the supporter wish he supported both Wolves and Walsall. The illness was named after the most serious sufferer.
"I wish I supported West Ham as opposed to Bolton... NO! I DON'T! HE'S SO GOOD THEY NAMED HIM TWICE! LALALA!.....Mmmm Harewood is my hero...."
by Mixu Mixi Pattylinen May 03, 2004
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Dom Syndrome

Dom Syndrome is a mental illness that is similar to Down Syndrome but they suffer from delusions that they think they are better, Treatments to these illnesses are Dick appointments
Did you hear that Holly is suffering from Dom syndrome?
by JohnnyNutPunch September 11, 2020
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