When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
by GFBG May 18, 2010

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
by Lionking69 June 01, 2017

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by ievapo November 27, 2019
