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Dog Years 

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.
For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".
Dog Years by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

Dog Years 

A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18
Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal
Dog Years by Ihatecheesegod451 August 27, 2021

18 in dog years 

She was.
Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:

Balloon Dog Years scale 

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

Year of the dog

Rufffff! You are happy creative and loyal! Good friend who is great at keeping secrets
Wow! You were born in the year of the dog?
Year of the dog by Pond shine December 14, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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