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hot dog tits 

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.
hot dog tits by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

as rough as old dog's tits 

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

Dog Ear Tits 

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.
Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"
Dog Ear Tits by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014