Doctor Dillamond 

The talking Goat in the musical Wicked (about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda before during and after the Wizard of Oz)who is a professor at Shiz University. He eventually gets murdered and motivates the star, Elphaba to rebel against the Wizard.

Something ba-a-a-a-ad is happening in Oz!
-Doctor Dillamond

Doctor Dillamond by Ruby Cleaver July 28, 2006

Diamond Doctor 

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.

Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.

Diamond Doctor by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007