Doball Dickness Share definition Flag The rare symptoms of pure dickishness. To talk pants all day:- To mutter pure crap and big your self up. Commonly known in scottish circles. 'Singing' "I'm simply the best" and "everyone loves Dougy." Please shut up Doball Dickness Doball Dickness by Alfred Winshester December 25, 2007 Get the Doball Dickness mug.