Do Dad
Do Dad by Hank Louis March 15, 2008
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do dad on the mowmow
do dad on the mowmow by the evil midget July 22, 2009
Do a dad
Doing a dad is an act that is hilarious to those all around you but their laughter only drives you into the downward spiral known as doing a dad. Doing a dad shoots your emotive side into overdrive warp speed. It can start off small, but the tears keep coming until all that is left of someone doing a dad is a blithering mound of tears sniffles and soiled handkerchiefs. All it takes is a few jokes at the person's expense like prodding their man-breasts and saying "Gor blimey, they're like titties them, tubbs", then the water works come on much to the amusement of the audience.
The phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. Do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don't.
The phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. Do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don't.
Chris: "Waddle waddle! Ha! Bill, you walk like a penguin!"
Bill: "MMnnn. Boo hoo! <cry cry cry>"
Tom: "Oh god, don't cry about it!"
Chris: "Oh! C'mon don't do a dad."
Bill: "MMnnn. Boo hoo! <cry cry cry>"
Tom: "Oh god, don't cry about it!"
Chris: "Oh! C'mon don't do a dad."
Do a dad by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006
Do you know my dad?
A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.
Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"
Kid #1: "We're sorry-"
Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"
Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Kid #1: "We're sorry-"
Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"
Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Do you know my dad? by Stra1ght-3dge May 25, 2010
Squiggle do daddy
A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches
Squiggle do daddy by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022
Squiggle do daddy
A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches
Squiggle do daddy by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022
do me daddy
do me daddy by anonymous February 28, 2022
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