Do Dad 

For me a "Do Dad" is a mostly insignificant thing.

A"do dad"watch chain ornament,

Do Dad by Hank Louis March 15, 2008

do dad on the mowmow 

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.

"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"

do dad on the mowmow by the evil midget July 22, 2009

Do a dad 

Doing a dad is an act that is hilarious to those all around you but their laughter only drives you into the downward spiral known as doing a dad. Doing a dad shoots your emotive side into overdrive warp speed. It can start off small, but the tears keep coming until all that is left of someone doing a dad is a blithering mound of tears sniffles and soiled handkerchiefs. All it takes is a few jokes at the person's expense like prodding their man-breasts and saying "Gor blimey, they're like titties them, tubbs", then the water works come on much to the amusement of the audience.

The phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. Do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don't.

Chris: "Waddle waddle! Ha! Bill, you walk like a penguin!"
Bill: "MMnnn. Boo hoo! <cry cry cry>"
Tom: "Oh god, don't cry about it!"
Chris: "Oh! C'mon don't do a dad."

Do a dad by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

Do you know my dad? 

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Do you know my dad? by Stra1ght-3dge May 25, 2010

Squiggle do daddy 

A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches

I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again

Squiggle do daddy by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022

Squiggle do daddy 

A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches

I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again

Squiggle do daddy by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022

do me daddy 

dats wat my nonexistent girlfriend says 2 me

come over here and do me daddy?

do me daddy by anonymous February 28, 2022