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Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.
Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!
Diver's Remorse by McBerg November 24, 2009

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.
Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.
Diver's Dip by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Muff Diver's Nose 

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.
Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver 

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"

Driver’s Heel 

“Driver’s Heel” is an unsightly area on a shoe, where part of the heel on the right shoe is rubbed off from driving with your shoe scraping against the floor of the car while pushing on the gas pedal.
Nancy didn’t realize she had a bad case of driver’s heel on her good pair of shoes, but all her co-workers noticed and would snicker behind her back.
Driver’s Heel by Julesheart March 5, 2023

Driver’s license 

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp
Driver’s license by Halouinm January 10, 2021