(noun) a mash of dick and bitch. A universal word that can be used for both genders
"That girl stood me up on the blind date"
"Sorry man, she's such a ditch"
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When you giving me head slow it down, cause you just might bite. And if you do that, bitch, my dick will be swollen, but your ass will be in a ditch!
by Kid Money May 30, 2007
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To be ignored at cornation by your date
Josh Hirshenhorn was ditched by Aubrey at cornation.
by Josh November 12, 2003
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A nickname used by posh people for South Reading.
She’s hot and all but she’s from the ditch.
by BigA1990 September 06, 2018
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A group combined of bitches and douches.

One might use this phrase while refering to their highschool classmates, or their co-workers; occasionally used while under a slight intoxication.
"God, our school is full of ditches."
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Ditching from school, often to do drugs.
Dude: Lets ditch.
Dude2: i got the weed.
by JoeSwanson77 February 28, 2008
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age - bro, where the fuck did d-dickhead go??
Q - i have no fucking idea, he gave it a ditch
by Geovan April 23, 2008
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